Monday, January 11, 2010

Comic Three-In-One

Amazing Spider-man: Unintended Consequences

Spider-man is so squeaky-clean he's basically the Mickey Mouse of superheroes, except that everybody he knows or cares about dies terribly because of him.

RATING: 70%





New X-Men Vol. 6: Planet X

In one of the greatest X-men storylines of all time, Xorn turns out to be Magneto, takes over Xavier's school, incapacitates the X-men, conquers New York, kills Jean Grey, and gets decapitated. Don't worry, these aren't spoilers; every one of these actions was retconned out of existence 5 issues later.

RATING: 75%



Squadron Supreme: Power To The People

NO.

RATING: 1%

4 comments:

Internet Robyn said...

What does the last one get 1% for?

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

glem doesnt like "black" comics

I.J. said...

Movies, computers, smokeless tobacco and comic books. Nice to see we're off to a super sexy start in the new year.

DCP said...

It gets 1% because at least a bunch of people came together for its creation, which has to be worth something in the empirical sense.