Saturday, August 29, 2009

Pedi-Egg

I felt like an idiot buying this (from CVS, not tv), but damn, my feet are smooth. The only problem was that the dead skin bits did not stay all nice and confined inside they egg the way they do on tv. They actually kind of flew all over my couch, which sucked. It was totally worth it, tho.

Rating: 90%

Also, check out this great clip featuring the Pedi-Egg.

15 comments:

LoCo said...

My mom has this and swears it works. I'm afraid! It looks like a cheese grater for the foot. Your post made me feel a little bit better, though.

DCP said...

Aaaaaggghhh, borders!

laurie said...

loco: I was afraid of it, too, but the level that I was annoyed with my rough feet was higher than my fear level. And thankfully it doesn't hurt at all.

@Glenn: What on earth are you talking about?

Viking Andrew said...

I agree with Laura. What was that all about, Glenn?

Internet John said...

Got a "they" where a "the" should be.

--ed

(burn after reading)

laurie said...

@IJ: No I don't. You must be imagining things.

I.J. said...

We'll call it a postmodern stylistic experiment.

shoppista said...

It really doesn't hurt. And helps when you get disgusting hooves from constant sandal-wearing.

But yes, foot "gratings" do not go neatly in the egg. Some do, just enough to make a disgusting pile of cream-of-wheat and/or parmesan-cheese-grating -esque material, but they also go everywhere else.

DCP said...

I'm talking about the video spilling all over the sidebar of the blog.

Also, do you guys think that foot fetishists would secretly (or not secretly) love the foot shavings? Gross.

I.J. said...

When I was 6 I used to peel the skin off my feet and chew on it, and I'm not a foot fetishist.

Remember Janice RE: Ralph on the Sopranos? "He wanted me to rub his dick with a cheese grater."

shoppista said...

Glenn, I think you just single-handedly spawned a terrifying new Ebay market.

laurie said...

Whatever, Glenn, it looks fine on my mac. Must be a pc problem.

I.J. said...

Nope. I gots a Mac, and that's some slovenly shit. Also, it still says "confined inside they egg." Is that ebonics?

Belabras said...

If you are interested Glenn, you need to change the height and width in the embed code for the hulu clip. Right now they are-
width="512" height="296"

try-
width="384" height="222"

It's in the embed code twice, you'll have to change it both places.

shoppista said...

That sounds like a lot of work.