Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Clif Bar

I just ate one of these and let me tell you it was basically like eating somebody's already chewed food that had been mixed with model glue. Sure, I think I tasted peanuts and chocolate chips, but I also tasted a lot of other tastes I'm not too happy about. On the bright side, I don't feel like eating and I also feel like running until I puke it all out so maybe that's what they mean by "energy bar."

RATING: 13%

3 comments:

laurie said...

Yeah those things are a disgusting frankenfood abomination.

John said...

What kinds of other tastes? (If you want to sound extra pretentious, call them "notes").

DCP said...

There were many other tastes, but the only additional ones I could identify were bird seed, cat litter, graham crackers, green beans, and saliva.