Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Hunkmania at Duvet


If you have a friend who is drunk enough to consider getting married, then the way I see it you should get her even drunker before she says I Do and have a bunch of shirtless, built, oiled guys pick her up, swing her around, and show her a nice time. Enter Hunkmania. The Bridesmaids thought this place would be cheesy-fun, just over the top enough to be a funny story to tell the next day. Cheesy? Check. Fun? Um... check. But if your girl doesn't like raunch, maybe you should plan a spa weekend instead. When the show's over, there's plenty of dancing on top of the beds that serve as tables (a friend asked, "Do you think, every night this club is open, someone is penetrated on each of these beds?" to which I responded, "Fuck yes."). For an extra fee, you can have your girl taken up on stage and a Hunk will put her in positions you never thought you'd see her in outside of that one spring break. For an extra extra fee, you can have your girl taken to a "private room." Once the show starts they act like they don't allow any flash photography, but that's bull because I have like 99 photos of a Russian stripper's ass.

RATING: 69%

12 comments:

Nixie and Wolfgang said...

Thanks for your review. Wolfgang and I had already made love tonight but your review got Wolf’s schlong all up again and he is ready for another trip to tuna land. You are amazing. Have you though of becoming a sex therapist?

Nixie

Internet John said...

Tuna land? Come on.

Sister Mary Francis said...

Good Lord Loco, I wish you hadn't reviewed Hunkmania. I don't want to even try to remember how many pairs of panties I left there in my wild days. May Jesus forgive me.

loco said...

Hilarious! A nun, visiting a strip club?? Implausible, but side-splittingly funny! You're killing me!

laurie said...

The picture of sister mary francis really grosses me out. Also, the one time I went to a male strip club I was surprised that they maintain wood all night. How do they do that and where do I find a guy who can do that? Also, the club I went to was a gay club, which is the best kind.

Keybun said...

Where is that club where the guys "maintain wood" all night? I'd like to check it out.

Father Alfonso said...

I agree, Sister Mary Francis' picture is very disturbing.

Lars said...

Her picture caused me to have a seizure that left me unconscious for more that 24 hours. When I awoke I was lying in a puddle of my own piss.

Francisca said...

It's like so hideous and grossly offensive. I need to vomit.

Tyler said...

Just one look at Sister Mary Francis and I get Jizz In My Pants.

Glenn said...

I totally know. It's so creepy and offensive to the max. Like, an androgynous male nun licking his/her lips? I'm shocked. This is the internet. Have you no morals?

laurie said...

Hey, all I said is that it's gross.