Friday, May 1, 2009

Observe And Report

Observation - done.

Report - retarded.

RATING: 12%

13 comments:

(not) Brent Newland said...

this was ok but my fav. was diarhea of the dead

Dirk said...

Well things certainly have changed since last I stuck my head in here. Perhaps it is a very serious sign of dementia induced by sleep deprivation, but I laughed for a solid twenty minutes at this review. I’ll chalk it up to the dual virtues of brevity and superior comedic timing. Bravo.

laurie said...

I heard that Seth Rogen date rapes someone in this movie. I, of course, do not know this from firsthand observation, because I don't watch shitty movies (if I can avoid it).

Internet John said...

I don't think it's very funny to make fun of retarted people.

Bryan said...

Dirk,

It's not you. I laughed at this for far longer than I should've as well.

Timmaaay!!! said...

Can someone, like, put Seth Rogen away somewhere for awhile? Like in a box or a safe or something? The man is incredibly overrated and overexposed and underfunny.

Tyler said...

You guys are just too square or all gay. For me, that glimpse of Anna Faris’ tits made the movie worthwhile.

Anonymous said...

@Laurie

I don't know, is it date rape if a guy (Ronnie) has vigorous sex with a girl (Brandi) while she's vomiting and totally passed out from pills and booze? Maybe.

laurie said...

Yeah, that's a real grey area...

Timmaaay!!! said...

No set of tits can make a movie worth the price of admission (except possibly that Martian in Total Recall, in its day). Tits are everywhere now; this is the Internet! Like that guy in Congress said, "The Internet is a series of tits" or something like that.

I seriously still want my money back for Superbad.

loco said...

Yeah he date rapes someone. I don't think you're supposed to think it's okay. I don't think you're supposed to not wish that Seth Rogen gets accidentally/on purpose killed by the end. This made Superbad look like an Oscar contender.

laurie said...

It appears that the video of the interview has been taken off the youtubes, but here's a quote from Seth Rogan, who seems to think the date rape scene is "all okay." Now, this has been talked to death on all the boring feminist blogs, but still...remind me never to date Seth Rogan (as if I would date that ugly fat ass anyway).

SETH ROGEN: when we’re having sex and she’s unconscious like you can literally feel the audience thinking, like, how the fuck are they going to make this okay? Like, what can possibly be said or done that I’m not going to walk out of the movie theater in the next thirty seconds? . . . And then she says, like, the one thing that makes it all okay:

BRANDI: “Why are you stopping, motherfucker?”

Oh, and that shit came from this site.

Internet John said...

I think Seth Rogen is a handsome man. I'd rather not be date raped by him, though.