Thursday, March 11, 2010

Heaven

Here's how I'll know if I got into Heaven or not after I die. When I get up to the pearly gates or whatever, I'll ask, "Hey, quick question before I get in there. Did George Carlin make the cut?" If they say something to the effect of, "Of course he did. He's doing a set right now. You're really going to love his new material." Then I'll know I'm in Heaven. If I find out that somehow I made the list and ol' GC didn't, well then I'll know that I'm in Hell.

Rating: Sacrilicious%

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5 comments:

Internet John said...

If I go to heaven, I'm gonna give Shakespeare a makeover.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

when i get raptured up to heaven im gonna post one last r3 post laughing at all you sinners and blasfemers and jews

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

(is glen jewish?)

Kroger said...

He's black, dammit.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

glen davis jr.