Sunday, February 14, 2010

My Bloody Valentine 3D

My Bloody Valentine 3D is a crappy 3D remake of the 1981 slasher film My Bloody Valentine. When shown in theatres, My Bloody Valentine 3D used stereoscopic projection technology to acheive its 3D effects. When viewed on DVD, the film is shown in a crappy red and blue anaglyph format that won't really work on your TV. No big loss though, unless you're really into swinging pick axes.

Rating: 58%

(Image from chud.com)

9 comments:

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

hey internet jon

I.J. said...

Yeah Truther/Birther Rainbow Party?

@ Quammy
Y'know what looks bad? Piranha 3D.

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

i heard joke today, do you wanna hear it

Internet John said...

Yep.

Quammy said...

@John

I watched the trailer for Piranha 3D last night. It does look pretty bad, but it's not like any of the Piranha movies were all that great anyway. Not even Piranha II: The Spawning, which was directed by James Cameron.

Internet Robyn said...

@IJ
I thought we already had Piranha 3D picked out for next Valentine's Day.

Oh well. We'll have to think of something else as equally romantic.

Internet Robyn said...

@IJ
I thought we already had Piranha 3D picked out for next Valentine's Day.

Oh well. We'll have to think of something else as equally romantic.

Internet Robyn said...

Why can't I post it a third time? How will I get my message through to you?

Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band) said...

alright i got it off of a website (citation)

You remember the Reagan era, when Ronald Reagan was President, and Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were still with us? Well, now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash.