V/H/S

I love anthology horror movies, from the classic Creepshow to the classic Creepshow 2. Um, maybe I only love these movies in theory? I mean, there was a good segment in Tales from the Darkside and Hood. Anyway, the premise in this movie is some crime dudes have to watch a bunch of snuff monster tapes but they aren't very scary or believable. Coming up with one scenario in which a complete narrative is delivered from found footage is hard enough, much less five.

RATING: 45%