♫ Oh, Maritime Canada's culture's the best,
We get married in church and make love by the sea,
But if you're a Catholic, your priest might molest
A rosy cheeked youngster or three.
Oh, in Nova Scotia we never get stressed,
We self-medicate liberally with THC.
We suck on cheap smokes like a babe at the breast,
And we'll drink all the booze if it's free.
Oh, Maritime Canada's people are blessed
With a stalwart no-name-brand that we call PC
Whose hot dog potato chips taste like "All Dressed"
With a little bit more MSG.♪
RATING: 60%
(Image from www.presidentschoice.ca.)
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4 comments:
Neither the first nor the worst time a product has moved man to song.
I remember when I was working at a gas station a few years back one of the big chip companies put out some promotional chip flavors, one of which was hot dog. As I recall, they tasted like mustard.
Also, don't you miss all the styrofoam McDonalds used to use? That McDLT was genius, twice the packaging for a regular burger just so your lettuce and tomato didn't get hot.
Also also, who won't Jason Alexander whore out for?
From Duckman to Jenny Craig--what a way to go. At least he has Michael Richards to make him look good.
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