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Monday, August 22, 2011
Mutton Chops
Easy way to say “stay away ladies” without opening your mouth. Plus they can cover up hideous facial scars while housing tiny parasitic creatures.
Note: Lemmy and Wolverine are exempt from any anit-mutton chop snarkery.
Rating: 8%
Hey now, quite a few ladies liked my chops while I had them (that's my pic you're reviewing). They do produce a lot of snark from some people, though, so I went back to a more typical beard.
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Hey now, quite a few ladies liked my chops while I had them (that's my pic you're reviewing). They do produce a lot of snark from some people, though, so I went back to a more typical beard.
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