Saturday, September 19, 2009

Salt

Salt is pretty good for getting leeches off and also for making the ice melty on the sidewalk. On the other hand, it's pretty bad for you if you have high blood pressure and it stings when you get it on your fingers and then put them in your eye like I just did. The Russian word for hospitality is khlebsolny or хлебосольный or some shit and means "bread and salt" but don't believe it, they always really want Miracle Whip.

RATING: 70%

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5 comments:

  1. Internet RobynSeptember 20, 2009 at 4:58 AM

    Which is more painful salt or habanero in the eyes?

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  2. Internet RobynSeptember 20, 2009 at 6:45 AM

    I think I see Ursa Major in your salt.

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  3. Internet JohnSeptember 20, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    Go back to bed, Rosemary. I'll tell you what you see.

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  4. laurieSeptember 21, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    You forgot to mention that salt makes things more delicious.

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  5. Фёдор Миха́йловичSeptember 22, 2009 at 6:26 PM

    Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей

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