Once upon a time there was a such thing as kings and queens, and I guess there still is. But in merry old England some richos decided that it would probably be a good idea if kings and queens had to follow laws and shit, so they busted out a case of Keystone Light and drafted the hell out of the Magna Carta. This flimsy piece of paper also guaranteed certain inalienable rights for the citizens of England, so it turns out the Founding Fathers of America were just a bunch of plagiarizing assholes. Anyway, that doesn't matter because all the best countries don't even have kings, like Canada, USA, Afghanistan, Rwanda, East Timor, etc.RATING: 83%
Well, I guess Canada has a queen technically, but not really, you know?
ReplyDeleteI just didn't want to edit the post after proofreading it.
ReplyDeleteThe Queen is more like a mascot, like Mickey Mouse. She's on the money and when she's in town everyone wants their picture taken with her.
ReplyDeleteThe Founding Fathers actually stole American law from a whole bunch of places! A lot of it was British but a lot of it was Dutch, too! And some other countries that I can't remember right now. I got an A- in the class where I learned that, tho, so obviously I know what I'm talking about.
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ReplyDeleteThis Hour Has 22 Minutes was never the same without Mercer.
What the hell are you talking about?
ReplyDeleteAlso, have I mentioned today that Glenn is the funniest person I know?
ReplyDeleteFunniest looking! BWA-ha-ha.
ReplyDelete(Actually know someone who laughs like that.)
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