Sunday, September 27, 2009

Adenosine-5'-triphosphate


ATP is a damnable lie perpetrated by hell-bound atheists and Jew doctors. The only enzyme substrate in my signal transduction pathways is G-O-D.

RATING: 666%

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6 comments:

  1. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)September 28, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    word now this is a review from the hart!

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  2. Internet RobynSeptember 28, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    If you have any faith at all you are completely delusional.

    G-O-D in your D-N-A.

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  3. Internet JohnSeptember 28, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    I learned everything I know about biology from Gattaca. It's like The Matrix, but with heart.

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  4. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)September 30, 2009 at 8:12 AM

    hey dont tell me about how dumb faith is mr. and mrs. swear an oath to god that yall will stay together and have babies nonstop

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  5. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)September 30, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    i mean mr. and mrs. swear-an-oat-to-g*d-that-yall-will-etc.etc. ect.

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  6. Internet JohnSeptember 30, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    Well "MacEachern" actually means "horse breeder" in Gaelic, so there you go.

    ("Son of son of horse breeder," actually. My whole fam loves livestock and their swollen testicles.)

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