Congratulations! If your computer were a person, it would have syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, crabs, heartworm, tapeworm, roundworm, ringworm, fibromyalgia, epilepsy, and a fleet of surveillance vans following it wherever it went. But hey, at least you can listen to Fruity Loops while you roll pennies, you broke motherfucker.
RATING: 12%
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I just bought a new laptop today, so now I own four PCs. Two are useless husks, one is basically on life support, and this new one was $350. I haven't reinstalled Fruity Loops yet, though. I was going to take care of Impulse Tracker, Blood, and Diablo first.
ReplyDeleteFruity Loops rules. Mac has Reason, but it's like $500, way too complicated, and hard to steal. I also don't know why OS X Shit Leopard doesn't come with a paint programme, but IMO it could come with nothing but a DOS-style interface and it would still score mega points for not being Windows.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh heh Windows.
i like pc comps b/c i like games b/c im a overgrown baby
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ReplyDeleteI highly recommend Torchlight if you are getting a little tired of Diablo.
ReplyDeletehey belabras i heard about that game and i might buy it is it multiplayer (we shld start an r3-wide multiplayer civ 4 or diablo 2 game or w/e (if theres any girls reading r3 right now im totally kidding about likeing video games i rly like smooching and sexxxing with boobs tia
ReplyDeletev3 can bite a butt
ReplyDeleteR Kelley Tag - sadly no multi
ReplyDeleteoh balls on that but glen prolly cldnt buy it anyway because of poorness
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