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Monday, July 6, 2009
Drag Me To Hell
PG-13 rating and still the best horror movie you've seen in a while. I love Sam Raimi. But I haven't seen Spider-Man 3, yet. And I think The Gift is forgivable. How many good-to-great movies have you directed?
Hey PS - I'm sorta without internet now. A Month of Boring Things will most likely become A Month's Worth of Boring Things Spread Out Over the Next Fiscal Year.
And no, I don't feel bad about that. You got to read the fine print, motherfuckers.
hey guys im back from jail they said i cld post coments but theyd count as my pohne call so cld someone tell me whats worth comenting causd i only have, like, another hour
This movie was a cheap rip-off of the Japanese classic, "Ringu," except that it was shortened to three days.
Sam would have made a better movie if he had shown someone "escaping from hell" like he did back in his "Xena" days with the episode, "Fallen Angel." And who didn't see the mix up with the envelope coming a mile away--that's 1.61 kilometers for you Canucks.
If anyone ever begins a sentence with "That would be...", my wife and I almost always, without fail, finish it with "JUST FINE" followed by maniacal laughter.
do yall think alison lohman wld date me or at least hang out w/me we cld go to the arcade and we cld trade off playing the soul caliber machine that you can play 4 free if you reset the machine and then we cld splita coke/diet coke mix
PG-13 rating and still the best horror movie you've seen in a while. I love Sam Raimi. But I haven't seen Spider-Man 3, yet. And I think The Gift is forgivable. How many good-to-great movies have you directed?
It really was quite good, wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteI'll lend you Spiderman 3 sometime, if you like.
Unfortunately Spider-Man 3 is awful.
ReplyDeleteHow am I supposed to know which movies are bad when we've got Chris running around giving them all 80%? I don't have that kind of time. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteJohn, I saw Transformers 2 and Diary of the Dead this past weekend.
ReplyDeleteThose both deserved a 10% or lower rating. Now I've saved you some time.
Hey PS - I'm sorta without internet now. A Month of Boring Things will most likely become A Month's Worth of Boring Things Spread Out Over the Next Fiscal Year.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, I don't feel bad about that. You got to read the fine print, motherfuckers.
hey guys im back from jail they said i cld post coments but theyd count as my pohne call so cld someone tell me whats worth comenting causd i only have, like, another hour
ReplyDeleteThis movie was a cheap rip-off of the Japanese classic, "Ringu," except that it was shortened to three days.
ReplyDeleteSam would have made a better movie if he had shown someone "escaping from hell" like he did back in his "Xena" days with the episode, "Fallen Angel." And who didn't see the mix up with the envelope coming a mile away--that's 1.61 kilometers for you Canucks.
My favorite Sam Raimi film is probably still Darkman.
ReplyDeleteBah, Army of Darkness was his opus. Nothing else comes close.
ReplyDeleteI think of Darkman every time I clip a cigar, and every time someone tells me, "Take the fucking elephant!"
ReplyDeleteIf anyone ever begins a sentence with "That would be...", my wife and I almost always, without fail, finish it with "JUST FINE" followed by maniacal laughter.
ReplyDeletethis movie ruled btw and i swear to christ if you didnt like it you shld get kill yrself now you boring retarded fuck
ReplyDelete(that means fuck you jon from daejon even though yr. comment was hilarious)
ReplyDeletedo yall think alison lohman wld date me or at least hang out w/me we cld go to the arcade and we cld trade off playing the soul caliber machine that you can play 4 free if you reset the machine and then we cld splita coke/diet coke mix
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i just got smthing in my eye yall give me a minute
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