A crumpet is a sort of Eurotrash pancake that you can reheat in the toaster and smear with jam. They're low cal sans condiments, and are thus a good choice for your fat kids.RATING: Harry Potter%
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Always love an Internet John posting.
ReplyDeleteWhite men are incapable of love. I heard that straight from bell hooks.
ReplyDeleteHow is Canada? What do you want me to do with these DVDs?
ReplyDeleteHow come nobody ever likes my postings anymore? I quit. R3 is over.
ReplyDeleteCanada's nice. A bit hot. Hang onto those DVD's if you don't mind. I'll be back to Texas in a month or so.
ReplyDeleteI don't think we're supposed to talk about this stuff in the comments section. It makes the blog seem insular and esoteric.
@ Glenn
ReplyDeleteIt's always sad to see a talented comic plagiarize himself.
I thought Malice was one of your better efforts, Glenn. Sorry I didn't comment.
ReplyDeleteIf I ever meet a talented comic, I'll tell him you said so.
ReplyDeleteYou do that, Sexist Pete.
ReplyDeleteEverybody knows women can't be funny on purpose.
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ReplyDeleteYeah, Malice was good Glenn.
ReplyDeleteExcept it seemed more literary and less R3. You and V.A. have a tendency to rely on your writing degrees too much.
id idnt get malice i thought it was about the tv show alice and glen just misspelled it but even that didnt makethat much cents
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