No, I'm not reviewing the finer subtleties of urine, but rather the act of expelling urine from the urethra (in my case, the penis). I like urinating most of the time. When I've been drinking, and have to urinate, it's just time away from drinking, but sometimes you need a break from the day. And sometimes, you've got to do it so bad the ladies describe it as orgasmic. Hey, I'm not the guy who makes those groaning sounds while he urinates. Show some class, man. Urinating is probably more fun for guys because you can urinate on a church lawn at 3am, behind a dumpster off the freeway, in a bottle, etc. For women those tricks are not so easy. But hey, it beats pissing out a kidney stone. Unless you're a woman.RATING: 80%
Kidney stones hurt, but the drugs they give you are t as f.
ReplyDeleteYeah, if I had a kidney stone I'd force them to use that laser shit, and give me a lot of drugs.
ReplyDeleteNothing beats a laser and drugs.
Stay away from beer, kids.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I love how the golden showers are coming out of the mouth in the pic... classy
ReplyDeleteThis is what I get for not copyrighting my work.
ReplyDeleteA guy I know pissed on the front door of our local hardware store wearing the RCMP Safety Bear costume from a parade earlier that day. He also sold certain, uh, party favours to my kid brother's high school friends wearing the same outfit.
ReplyDeleteMy favourite party favours.
ReplyDeleteOh man, that's some fucked up English.
Alright now, this is the second reference to peeing on a church lawn at 3am that you've made this week. Have you been desecrating holy ground, Chris? Also, I love that this has an R. Kelly tag. Very appropriate.
ReplyDelete@IJ: Canada is starting to sound like a fun drunken party place.
oh god chris... really? pee is worth a review?
ReplyDeleteIt's favorite. You drop the u when other stuff comes after, e.g. rigour, rigorous.
ReplyDelete@ L
ReplyDeleteCanadians have been known to have a few drinks. You can't pass out outside, though--the bears will fuck you up.
i peed on a nativity scene in boston common and there were like a hundred people around me
ReplyDeletethey were just hanging out though (from the description i gave it sound like they were cheering me on or smthig)
ReplyDeleteI don't think the golden shower is coming OUT of the mouth, there....
ReplyDeleteyes it is...
ReplyDeletePee is worth a review, but if you read my first sentence...
ReplyDeleteAnd I quote (myself):
"No, I'm not reviewing the finer subtleties of urine, but rather the act of expelling urine from the urethra (in my case, the penis)."
You should have said "my penis." Unless that's your thing:
ReplyDeleteCHRIS: Are you ready for the penis?
PARTNER: I don't know.
When the cops came to my school they told me that one time a guy who looked like me got peed on in the bathtub by a woman while really high on acid. It was apparently a bet, in which he reportedly won a bottle of vodka even though 2 of his shit talking friends backed out and he had to drink the vodka with the one remaining friend who paid for it.
ReplyDeleteThank God we have police and soldiers to protect us from drug crazed reprobates.
r kelly tag
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