
So...for $50 I can have a
toaster that simultaneously toasts BOTH hot dogs AND buns? Where do I sign? Or rather, not. I can think many other things I would rather buy for $50. Like
these amazing travel dumbells. (Thank you, Skymall!)
Rating: 37% (Assuming it actually works.)
That's weird, because "Hot Dog Toaster" is how I refer to all women.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who eats enough hot dogs to make that thing worthwhile should probably save their $50 for medical bills.
ReplyDeleteGlenn,
ReplyDeleteSave your hot dog jokes for R3 After Hours (of which I am still not allowed to join).
Why aren't you allowed to join of it?
ReplyDeleteNo idea. Underage? I'll just have to try harder tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI don't really want to know. I'm just making fun of your writing.
ReplyDeleteSorry, John. I must've lost my copy of Strunk and fucking White.
ReplyDeleteApology accepted.
ReplyDeleteHey, what happened to your profile photo?
ReplyDeleteI'm in the process of changing it out for a new one.
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