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Friday, March 13, 2009
The Best T-shirt in the Universe
Today I found the t-shirt that I want--no, need to be buried in.
So you do do prostitutes? Who says "Internet John" is my real name? Maybe I am your former brother-in-law.
Anyway, I never said I do drugs either. The joke of the post is the funereal context. Would you rather be snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass, the stereotypical male fantasy image of the rock star's carpe diem "high life," or dead in a casket, surrounded by grieving loved ones?
Today I found the t-shirt that I want--no, need to be buried in.
Classy.
ReplyDeleteI don't do drugs. This reminds me of my former brother-in-law, who I don't respect.
ReplyDeleteSo you do do prostitutes? Who says "Internet John" is my real name? Maybe I am your former brother-in-law.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I never said I do drugs either. The joke of the post is the funereal context. Would you rather be snorting cocaine off a hooker's ass, the stereotypical male fantasy image of the rock star's carpe diem "high life," or dead in a casket, surrounded by grieving loved ones?
Seriously, though, your ex brother-in-law isn't by any chance named Anthony, is he?
ReplyDeleteDrugs are bad, m'kay.
ReplyDeletethese t shirts are real funny esp. the racist ones
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ReplyDeletethese are even funniear
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