Sunday, February 8, 2009

Retractable Leads

Congratulations! You have just purchased enough rope for your dog to hang itself with. Literally. And while your beloved pet is causing egregious bodily harm to my person, you are five hundred yards away, using your iPhone to set up your next semi-anonymous sexual encounter.

Rating: 10% (points given for the glorious smell of your dog's shit on my front lawn).

This post by Viking Andrew.

(Image from www.petspantry.tv.)
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20 comments:

  1. laurieFebruary 8, 2009 at 11:55 PM

    Okay can we please just set up Viking Andrew with his own account thingie so he can properly post reviews?

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  2. JohnFebruary 8, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    I thought you were the one who did that stuff.

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  3. JohnFebruary 8, 2009 at 11:59 PM

    Ah. He has to send R3 an email. Someone should tell him.

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  4. JohnFebruary 9, 2009 at 12:03 AM

    How can the dog be hanging itself and causing you egregious bodily harm at the same time?

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  5. Viking AndrewFebruary 9, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    Send what an e-who?

    By the way, Internet John: the depths of my neuroses is something I can only discuss with my therapist (an inanimate tree-fern my girlfriend's mother keeps in her kitchenette).

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  6. JohnFebruary 9, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    Send an email to the address under the blog title.

    What the fuck is a kitchenette?

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  7. shoppistaFebruary 9, 2009 at 2:34 AM

    A kitchenette is a female kitchen.

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  8. laurieFebruary 9, 2009 at 7:17 AM

    Oh yeah I guess I am the one who does that stuff. I'm on it!

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  9. laurieFebruary 9, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    I think Glenn already did it last night when I was sleeping like a little angel. Go check your email!

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  10. laurieFebruary 9, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    A kitchenette is a small kitchen. Like, with a tiny stove. I think?

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  11. ChrisFebruary 9, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    Each day this site gets more and more self-indulgent.

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  12. ChrisFebruary 9, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    Not that it's a bad thing.

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  13. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)February 9, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    what the fuc* is a egregious!?

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  14. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)February 9, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    hey intenird jon i think you should just print out a bunch of your comments on rthree and turn those in for your grad school degree instead of writing osme boring paper on derrida or carl mark and tell your grad scho9ol teachers to stuff themselfs!

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  15. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)February 9, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    hth tia

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  16. laurieFebruary 9, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    I love that Brent Newland knows who Derrida is.

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  17. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)February 9, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    whose derida

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  18. LoCoFebruary 10, 2009 at 12:16 AM

    So what Viking Andrew we open ourselves up to you and now you're not interested? Typical!

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  19. JohnFebruary 10, 2009 at 12:34 AM

    Kick his ass, Seabass!

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  20. LipstickMom123February 16, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    Dogs are such smart animals... its like they were born with the brains of unintelligent people...

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