Saturday, January 3, 2009

That Fucking Bowflex Ad

I was watching the New Year's Day Corner Gas-athon and this advertisement ran about 300 times. It's the one in which the fake-tanned, rat-faced douchebag who recently lost 75 lbs poses shirtless indoors with a surfboard and sunglasses and says contemptuously, "I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends."

I bet they really appreciated that, you smug piece of shit.

Also, "Be strong, be fit, be Bowflex" is a really stupid slogan. Wouldn't "Get strong, get fit, get Bowflex" make a little more ontological sense?

RATING: Bowflex: I don't know because my fat ass has never used one%
That guy: should be shot in the stomach and buried alive%

(Image from www.courier-journal.com.)
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4 comments:

  1. laurieJanuary 4, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    BE THE BOWFLEX

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  2. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)January 4, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    hey can we stick to the number percents this is really confusing an di dont know wat i should like and wat i shuld think suxxx

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  3. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)January 4, 2009 at 6:11 PM

    if i wanted to read more words id look at other posts or read a bok or maxim magazin

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  4. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)January 4, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    i give non nu mber persents:

    2% (for createivity)

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