Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Twenty-fifth Amendment

The Twenty-fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution is another boring clerical one that basically clarifies some issues regarding presidential incapacity and vice-presidential succession. SNOOZE. What it means is that when Bush had colonoscopies he invoked this amendment to make Cheney president for like an hour. All the high-numbered amendments are tres boring. You know what kind of amendment they could make that would be one of those nice, pride inducing ones like the slavery sucks, women can vote ones? How about something about the government not being allowed to restrict personal rights and freedoms based on sexual preference? I bet that would get a rating somewhere in the nineties, Congress.

RATING: 57%
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19 comments:

  1. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 20, 2008 at 6:12 PM

    first

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  2. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 20, 2008 at 6:15 PM

    i respect your freedom of speach, glen, but i dont think anyone should talk bad about our goverment they have our best intrests in theyre heart

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  3. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 20, 2008 at 8:42 PM

    just schooled you and your tax-and-spend dumocrat freinds stick that in your peta pipe 4 MORE YEARS!!!!!

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  4. Evan J PetersonDecember 20, 2008 at 9:48 PM

    Who did you school? You can't even spell. This is a joke, right? 4 more years of... Obama? How much weed did you smoke, 69-smokeenweed-69?

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  5. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 20, 2008 at 10:29 PM

    is this dude serius

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  6. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 20, 2008 at 10:34 PM

    whose obama

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  7. JohnDecember 21, 2008 at 10:26 AM

    I think you guys should settle this with a rhyme battle. I know Evan's got moves, but 659*5m0k33nw33d*69 might break out that crazy dyslexic style like Jacky Chan in Drunken Master 2.

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  8. JohnDecember 21, 2008 at 10:26 AM

    Sorry, 695m0k33nw33d*69 I mean

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  9. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 21, 2008 at 9:16 PM

    im a rhyming machine

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  10. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 21, 2008 at 9:16 PM

    lets keep it clean
    now come out boxing

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  11. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 21, 2008 at 9:17 PM

    (whose jackey chang)

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  12. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 21, 2008 at 9:17 PM

    got a ten inch peen

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  13. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 21, 2008 at 9:18 PM

    im like a mexican jumping bean

    (in that im agile)

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  14. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 21, 2008 at 9:19 PM

    smart as mr. FEENy (from boy meets world)

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  15. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 21, 2008 at 9:20 PM

    link

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  16. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 21, 2008 at 9:23 PM

    got collage degrees like the arts and sciences dean

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  17. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)December 21, 2008 at 9:26 PM

    tia

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  18. LoCoDecember 21, 2008 at 10:26 PM

    Jackie Chan, John. I would go in and anonymously fix your comment for you but I can't!

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  19. JohnDecember 22, 2008 at 9:26 AM

    JackIE Chan, sorry. Nice to see I'm not the only stickler. We primates love picking nits.

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