It just doesn't work. At 5:00 they haven't even started to cook, and by 5:01 they're a charred, smoking mess. What kind of world do we live in, where a man can't get a handful of hot, delicious nuts whenever he feels like it? Someone should build some kind of nut-roasting appliance. I'll throw money at him or her.
RATING: Burnt nuts - 4%
Homoerotic double entendre - 5%
(Image from www.nutsonline.com. Yes, I'm immature.)
They do actually exist:
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Maybe you can find one that works with our North American outlets?
Can't you just buy almonds already toasted?
ReplyDeleteYeah, but they're way more expensive.
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