A Month of Boring Things - Day Twenty-Eight: Oil

No, I'm not talking about the Middle East, or American dependence on blah blah blah (though that would be totally boring). I'm talking about mixing prescription cough medicine with Sprite and Jolly Ranchers and then drinking it to get higher than a motherfucker. A lot of people credit DJ Screw and the Houston rap scene for this phenomena, though "sneaking grandpa's cough medicine" is a fairly old, poor white/black trash way of copping a buzz. I'm fine with a can of beer, thank you. Anyway, if you're gonna do something like this, you probably shouldn't post pictures of it via your Twitter feed, like one of my old high school pals does about twice a night.


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