Friday, October 30, 2009

Jack's Pumpkin Spice Ale

A Month Of Halloweenie Reviews #27

When you're sitting around drinking your Michelob Ultra, do you ever think to yourself "Boy, this would taste great with a subtle pumpkin aroma and notes of cinnamon spice?" No, you don't, because you don't fucking drink Michelob Ultra, I don't fucking drink Michelob Ultra, and nobody in his right mind fucking drinks Michelob Ultra. Capital yucky.

RATING: 19%
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4 comments:

  1. laurieOctober 30, 2009 at 10:31 PM

    I'm pretty sure no one drinks Michelob anything.

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  2. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)November 1, 2009 at 6:32 AM

    Generous
    Loquacious
    Exceptional
    Nerdy
    Neurotic

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  3. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)November 1, 2009 at 6:32 AM

    u took a dive at the end there

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  4. Viking AndrewNovember 1, 2009 at 7:54 PM

    Pumpkin beer? I thought centuries of advanced science made for a world in which we stopped making alcohol out of shit we found in our gardens.

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