Friday, October 30, 2009

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Rennie's troubling visions of a drowning boy aren't gonna stop her from going on her grad cruise to New York City. Nothing's gonna keep her from having fun and spending time with her boyfriend. Not her creepy uncle, not the crazy cokehead bitch who throws her overboard, not even the murderous hockey masked stowaway. Come for the boatload of horny teens (literally), stay for the... um... you know what? Don't bother. Forget that I even brought it up.

Rating: Drowned in a barrel of sewage%

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5 comments:

  1. DCPOctober 30, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    The thing most people don't realize is that Vancouver and Manhattan are virtually identical.

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  2. I.J.October 30, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    Except instead of the Statue of Liberty, there's a big sculpture of Karl Marx with a needle in his arm.

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  3. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)November 1, 2009 at 6:30 AM

    Inquisitive
    Nattering
    Tenacious
    Erudite
    Republican (maybe)
    Nationalistic (canada)
    Eloquent
    Tubular

    Jocular
    Open-minded
    Honest
    Neat!

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  4. laurieNovember 1, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    This is an awesome review.

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  5. I.J.November 1, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    And the sound—
    of Ronald Reagan's hands
    clapping.
    acrostic/
    fascistic—
    Trickles as from a wound.

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