
I'm terrible at carving faces for jack-o'-lanterns, so at this party a few years ago I carved a terrible American flag out of a pumpkin. Apparently, according to my rendering, there were only 11 original colonies and are currently 16 states, but whatevs. All the ironic people around me thought it was hilarious, and nobody realized I was actually terrible at carving jack-o'-lanterns. Hooray for me and America!
RATING: '76%
irony is cool (not)
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ReplyDeleteThis is actually kind of impressive.
ReplyDeleteum... i dont know what the antecedent is to yr demonsterative pronoun loco (-1 letter grade
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