Ponyo is an adorable movie about a little fish that wants to become a little girl so that she can live on land with the little boy who falls in love with her. Lighter and more kid-oriented than any of the other Hayao Miyazaki films that I've seen (including Castle in the Sky, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, especially Princess Mononoke, and even Kiki's Delivery Service). It's cute, fun, and great for kids or 20-something nerds who wish they were kids.
Rating: 85%
Is there a singing Jamaican crab?
ReplyDeleteracist
ReplyDeleteum... tentacle rap?
ReplyDelete*scritch scratch*
ReplyDeleteYo, check my rap about tentacles / They ain't shaped like pentacles / These rhymes be documentical(?) / Cephalopods be stickin' on yo' face / Like H.P. Lovecraft 'cept not about race / -ism, that be causin' schism / Japanese porn be fulla monster jizzum
Yeah what!
@Robyn: No singing of any kind.
ReplyDeleteNice, though I think "ecumenical" would've been neater than documentical.
ReplyDeleteNever perfect straight off the nut
ReplyDeletecrank that dogg crank that shit i cant hear it
ReplyDeleteaight here we go
all the ponyos is moanin from the tentacle rape
going crazy on a b*itch all like a congo ape
yall read the book you know that shits by michael crichton
when my tentacles come at you bith you better be hiding
like osamab in laden with his dialysis machine
when all the tentacles come at you they wont never be seen
cause there so fast
that shit will go up in your ass
i. jon actually petitioned me on facebook to write that shit it really hurt him in the rankings
ReplyDeletehes now just ahead of glen (who is dead last)
ReplyDeleteI tried to get Ponyo to sign the petition. Didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteBesides, um... I think you're the one who asked for a rap. Check those comments, B.
ReplyDelete(Glenn won't throw down--rhyming is against his religion)
ReplyDeleteI really need to start that V3 blog.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Lollsies in this ranking system?
ReplyDeleteDO IT
ReplyDeleteI'm with I.J. You owe us this. If you don't do the Excel sheet, I'm going to kick your ass this April when you're (not) in Denver.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah. If we have a second R3 reunion here in Nac, I've come up with t-shirts:
ReplyDeleteOn the front: R3R2
On the back: (intravenous needle buddies)
Questions, thoughts...
The shitpokes down here would string you up for a shirt like that.
ReplyDeleteFuck, they even asked me what religion I was when they ID'd me at the bar.
chris lol is riding high right now cause the dude has been gone for like a month and hes all everyone around here wants to talk about dude even got a nickname
ReplyDeleteFrom what I gather from his facebook status updates, Chris is busy watching football.
ReplyDeleteOh is he?
ReplyDelete