Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Jägerbombs

Wikipedia describes Jägerbombs as 'a cocktail that is mixed by dropping a shot of Jägermeister into a glass of Red Bull.' What Wikipedia fails to describe are the motivations for drinking such a concoction. Traditionally, Jägerbombs are meant to be consumed when one is worried that their excessive alcohol consumption might prevent them from staying alert, awake, annoying and/or able to drive. Side effects of Jägerbomb consumption may include spirited hooting, eager tomfoolery, zealous vomiting, and heart attacks.

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8 comments:

  1. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)September 8, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    jager bombs sound p. neat but i usually just huff gasoline or do jenkem

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  2. Internet JohnSeptember 8, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    Jenkem. Eew.

    I just don't find the red bull "banana medicine" taste and the Jager herbal taste go together very well. If I'm gonna mix Jager, I'll do it with vodka.

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  3. Internet RobynSeptember 8, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    Moon mist ice cream tastes like redbull!

    Frozen shot, anyone?

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  4. Internet JohnSeptember 8, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    Also, if you drink enough Jagerbombs you can pass out with your eyes open.

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  5. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)September 9, 2009 at 7:45 AM

    a challenger emerges

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  6. I.J.September 9, 2009 at 7:53 AM

    "maybe its time to PEEL YOURSELF off the BONG and put in your 8 HOURS at DAIRY QUEEN"

    I'm gonna piss myself

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  7. Viking AndrewSeptember 9, 2009 at 10:31 AM

    You gotta keep going, RKT. I derive a tremendous amount of sick pleasure in watching you troll flatman

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  8. shoppistaSeptember 14, 2009 at 2:32 AM

    100% for Quammy, for getting "tomfoolery" and "heart attacks" into one sentence. Also for creating the phrase "zealous vomiting."

    Also: RKT is still my favorite I-don't-know-who-he-is-IRL R3 commenter.

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