Short reviews of pretty much whatever. Finally, you can discover if Frosted Flakes Gold has more social worth than Illmatic or Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Foxy Brown
Aaargh, I waited a month after getting this mediocre movie from Netflix to watch it and it turns out I've already seen it before?! At least young Pam Grier was very hot. (The ravages of time).
Glenn could never draw boobs. We used to make comics in grade 6, and we were having some bake sale at the grocery store (where I later worked for 3 years) for band or something and he was trying to draw a girl character and I was like, "It looks like a man with bumps on his chest," and Glenn was like, "Yeah, and?"
I don't know why he doesn't make comics now. He fucking reads enough of them. His characters could talk in free verse. It' be like 21st century Shakespeare.
If you haven't already seen it, check out Coffy.
ReplyDeleteapparently no one ever told her the adage black don't crack
ReplyDeleteWell at least we know you can draw a golliwog in MS Paint.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that you even know what a golliwog is makes you the most racist.
ReplyDeletegolliwogs that dude from lord of teh ring right
ReplyDeleteJackie Brown is still the best film made in the nineties. Suck it, Schindler's List!
ReplyDeleteThis motherfucker needs an "interrobang" tag.
ReplyDeleteAlso, is it racist when an African American dresses up like a Native American?
ReplyDeleteNot if it's hot.
ReplyDeleteOK so what about Keira Knightley in blackface?
ReplyDeleteI don't find Keira Knightley in whiteface hot. I've seen better looking skeletons.
ReplyDeleteI thought she was hot in Pride and Prejudice, but I suppose you like a badonkadonk
ReplyDeleteKroger, you so racist.
ReplyDeleteIf Pam Grier's boobs still look the same now as they did in this movie, then I hate Showtime for not showing them to me on The L Word.
ReplyDeleteI hope her boobs look better in real life than they do in Glenn's drawing. They are kind of lumpy there.
ReplyDeleteGlenn could never draw boobs. We used to make comics in grade 6, and we were having some bake sale at the grocery store (where I later worked for 3 years) for band or something and he was trying to draw a girl character and I was like, "It looks like a man with bumps on his chest," and Glenn was like, "Yeah, and?"
ReplyDeleteI don't know why he doesn't make comics now. He fucking reads enough of them. His characters could talk in free verse. It' be like 21st century Shakespeare.