Sunday, August 23, 2009

The Matrix Trilogy

Breathe easy, gothtards. The Wachowski brothers say Baudrillard says Keanu Reeves will die for your sins.

RATING: The Matrix 68%
Matrix Reloaded 70%
Matrix Revolutions 60%

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6 comments:

  1. laurieAugust 23, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Which one had the cave rave? I can't remember.

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  2. laurieAugust 23, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    Also, writing that comment gave me de ja vu.

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  3. Internet RobynAugust 23, 2009 at 6:32 PM

    "Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades...oh no!"

    I LOVE IT! I'd totally do CH, although I haven't seen him lately. Check out those lips.

    How often do people prefer the 2nd or 3rd movie over the first?

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  4. Internet JohnAugust 23, 2009 at 6:53 PM

    I've seen the first one like 300 times, and it was melodramatic the first time I saw it. Joe Pantoliano couldn't have been less subtle if he was dressed like Snidely Whiplash.

    @ Laurie
    Reloaded had the cave rave. I remembered it as being a cool scene, but Morpheus' speech beforehand was rather turgid.

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  5. BelabrasAugust 24, 2009 at 9:46 AM

    I call shennanigans on rating any of the sequels higher than the first movie.

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  6. Internet JohnAugust 24, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    At R3 we're all about the shenanigans.

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