
Drinking Stone's Arrogant Bastard Ale is like getting raped in the mouth by a
bear made of
hops--you keep telling yourself it shouldn't be physically possible, but it's happening just the same. When you're done weeping in a fetal position, you should get yourself a six pack of their excellent
IPA and leave this stuff to the
freaks with tattoos on their faces.
RATING: 50% (it comes in a quart, OK?)
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www.slosar.com.)
I heard the most tattooed man in the world has his penis tattooed under his foreskin. My sister saw him busking in Calgary.
ReplyDeleteSure she saw him "busking." Did they meet at the S$M wedding?
ReplyDeletethis is one of my favorite posts, and nobody fucking commented on it.
ReplyDeleteWhat a buncha pricks.