People who want to feel like a big shot law student in New York but don't want to date losers or study all the time can always ingest the seeds of Papaver somniferum in some ethnic-urban confection and then fail a drug test. However, my own research suggests that attempting to extract the trace alkaloids (i.e. opium) from 600 grams of seeds using a mixture of water, lemon juice and heat results in a foul tasting, oily mixture with no apparent medicinal properties. Disappointed readers might try befriending a hill tribe or Laurie.RATING: 1%
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Why do people have to trick up their beverages? What's so bad about black tea?
ReplyDeleteYou're not fooling anyone, Viking Andrew. We all know how much you hate to see a white woman drinking black tea.
ReplyDeleteI swear that was from an everything bagel.
ReplyDeleteAnd I do try not to date losers. It's just that NYC is so damn full of them that it's difficult to find the nice guys.
ReplyDeleteI suppose if the white woman were foreign...
ReplyDeleteBut for American white women, I say stick to what's proven: vodka and benzedrine
Difficult to find the nice guys?
ReplyDeleteYou're not a good judge of character? It might help out in that whole law career thing if you work on that.
I am a good judge of character. I think I just get confused when sex is involved. Really I'm fantastic with friendships and business relationships, I just suck at dating.
ReplyDeleteI'm really just kidding with you.
ReplyDeleteGet a room, guys. Jesus.
ReplyDeletei bang chixxx all the time and i never had anything bad happen
ReplyDeletemebbe i shld be the law guy
ReplyDelete@R Kelley tag: Sorry, but I think we've already reached out quota of stoned douchebag losers in law school.
ReplyDeleteI'm wiht R Kelly
ReplyDeleteI fuck a lot and nothing bad happens just gotta tell to go home sumtimes and get a restrining order. oh fuck Iluv it
plus laurie nad chris mneed to fuck now and get itovert itwith
Bravissim.
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