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Friday, June 26, 2009
A Month of Boring Things - Day Ten: This Open Faced Sandwich I Made Today Because I'm Out of Groceries
Bread. Mayonnaise. Turkey. Goes well with a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
This is pathetic to admit, but this (or the exciting "ham" variation) is basically the sandwich that I survived off of for most of my childhood. Did I ever mention that I basically raised myself? Thanks, negligent parents!
If I could go back in time and kill Miracle Whip's parents I would, except then the Kraft of the future would probably send a murderous cyborg to our time to kill me. It might still be worth it, since Ass Whip is one of the ten worst things in the universe.
Bread. Mayonnaise. Turkey. Goes well with a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
This is pathetic to admit, but this (or the exciting "ham" variation) is basically the sandwich that I survived off of for most of my childhood. Did I ever mention that I basically raised myself? Thanks, negligent parents!
ReplyDeleteMy negligent meals of choice were baloney sandwiches and microwaved Weaver "chicken" nuggets. Sad.
ReplyDelete@loco,
ReplyDeleteYour negligent child meals sound like my everyday lunches.
Mayo or miracle whip? Let's get this straight!
ReplyDeleteIf I could go back in time and kill Miracle Whip's parents I would, except then the Kraft of the future would probably send a murderous cyborg to our time to kill me. It might still be worth it, since Ass Whip is one of the ten worst things in the universe.
ReplyDeleteI agree with I.J. God, there ain't nothing worse than Miracle Whip.
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