Short reviews of pretty much whatever. Finally, you can discover if Frosted Flakes Gold has more social worth than Illmatic or Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
A Month of Boring Things - Day Seven: Miniature Golf
...is like real golf, only with screaming children and AstroTurf.
Can't spell "banality" without "anal."
ReplyDeleteWeek of unboring things: Chris and Viking Andrew's birthdays!
ReplyDeleteHow old?
ReplyDelete26, I.J. I believe Chris turns 27.
ReplyDeleteOne year Viking Andrew and I should throw a sick birthday party.
ReplyDeleteWhy at 28?
ReplyDeleteIt's the sickest birthday of them all.
ReplyDeleteFuck me.
ReplyDeleteHuh.
ReplyDeleteDid Chris just proposition the whole internet?
ReplyDeleteYeah, because I can't gain control of my English grammar skillz.
ReplyDelete@ Chris
ReplyDeleteI'm not sexually attracted to you, but I'd totally fuck you in jail.
@Everybody,
ReplyDeleteIt's Chris's birthday.
Sing to him.
ReplyDeletehappy b-day dude
ReplyDeleteHapppy birthday to Chris...
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