Monday, June 1, 2009

Neologisms

bromance, broseph, dudevorce, man-crush, lesbro, hasbian, doucher, douchelganger, douchebagette, douchetarded, fucktarded, manorexic, pregorexic, Octo-Mom, epic-fail, unfriend, lollz, carpocalypse, recessionista, sexting, ginormous, junk-in-the-trunk, neighbornet, swine flucation, swine break, shitreous, Twitterrhea, tweet (v.), facebook (v.), dubya, bushism, tough economic times (political), economic crisis (political), freedom fries (political, dated), ‘the N word’ (political), folksonomy, mcmansion, mcjob, mcCainiac, demotards, brokeback.


Rating: Idiocracy
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19 comments:

  1. LoCoJune 1, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    well said.

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  2. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)June 2, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    i have literally (literally) used all of these in the past 9 1/2 hours

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  3. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)June 2, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    wait does n word count if i actually used the word?

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  4. JohnJune 2, 2009 at 6:52 AM

    I hate when people pronounce "bro" like "bra." Of course, it's harder to do that in a portmanteau.

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  5. laurieJune 2, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    God Andrew, don't be such a whiner. Also, you forgot drunkorexic.

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  6. Viking AndrewJune 2, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    I hate "bra" as well.

    @Laurie, Whiner? My rating was supposed to be funny, as in, a neologism itself. Whatever. My genius is lost on you people.

    Also, doesn't it look like that hand is growing an arrow?

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  7. JohnJune 2, 2009 at 7:25 PM

    "You people"? WTF do you mean, "You people"?

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  8. laurieJune 2, 2009 at 9:27 PM

    Oh jokes. I get jokes.

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  9. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)June 2, 2009 at 10:14 PM

    ya jokes are p. funny! ;P

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  10. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)June 2, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    me when i hear a joke:

    8====D

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  11. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)June 2, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    ( 8?(I)

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  12. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)June 2, 2009 at 10:17 PM

    down w/ wester hegemony yall
    kill a white person this summer!

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  13. JohnJune 4, 2009 at 6:55 AM

    I think western hegemony is heterogeneous enough that you could probably aim at anyone who isn't from Bhutan or Cuba.

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  14. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)June 4, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    end western hegemoney yall
    kill i. jon this summer!

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  15. LoCoJune 4, 2009 at 8:01 PM

    Whoa (n)B, I think you might need a Xanax.

    What would (n)B be like on Xanax?

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  16. Internet JohnJune 5, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    retarted.

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  17. Walter Benjamin and the Mechanical Reproductions (the band)June 5, 2009 at 10:41 PM

    is that the canadein spelling of retarded capten english

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  18. AnonymousJune 6, 2009 at 3:24 AM

    i.j. got called out on his spelling
    lols

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  19. Internet JohnJune 6, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    Inside joke, Anon. Like I don't know how to fucking spell reterted. You think I'm some kind of idiet?

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