
Tsingtao is basically China's
Heineken. When I drank it last I was in high school and I remember it being a lot bolder. In this Year of Our Lord 2009 it seems bland, but it passes Internet John's 3 AM test which means it contains more than 3% alcohol and probably won't cause immediate blindness. Thanks, China.
RATING: 50%
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www.sohowines.hk.)
Yeah, I'd take one of these over a Heineken anyday. Cos I really dislike Heineken, but got nothin against Tsingtao.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've got nothing against it either. But there's not really much to say about it other than "It's Chinese," and "It's beer."
ReplyDeleteStill, it's less boring than Christing football. At least beer doesn't pause for 15 minutes every 30 seconds on its way down your throat.
I haven't had Tsingtao beer since the time Wolfgang and I made love on the banks of the Yangtze River just west of Wuhan. It was a hot and steamy night and Wolf's schlong was harder than ever before and ever since.
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Well now, this is just getting ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteDid you just say "schlong"? That's gross.
ReplyDeleteAnd cool.
ReplyDeletewow the fake profiles are getting CRazY around here!
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, insomniac guy, but the word "fake" actually carries a fair amount of organicist and existential chauvinism. Around here we prefer the term "reality challenged."
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