Speaking of the worst lyricists in rock history, I was listening to the radio the other day and the song "Machine Head" came on by that guy. You know, with the hair? "Got a machine head, better than the rest, dum dee dum, deet deet dum?" Gavin, uh, Assdale? Foxtail? He wrote Razorblade Suitcase and that other piece of shit? Hold on a sec, I'm gonna Google him...Gavin Stefani? Damn, I was way off.
RATING: Should've been aborted%
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i like his hair looks like a jet pilot or a astronot
ReplyDeleteThe guy in the photo is Chris Cornell. Also terrible, but it's not Gavin Stefandale.
ReplyDelete@ The Trick
ReplyDeleteThat's right. I got jokes.
holy fuck who the trick that dudes on his motherf(cking game
ReplyDeletehey i. jon how are u today
ReplyDelete@ The Trick
ReplyDeleteHey, my band played a show with you at Bugaboo Creek about 5 years ago. You sounded kind of like Depeche Mode. I think that was the one where they cut the power while Matt Johson was playing, if memory serves me correctly.
Small world.
Not bad, NBNL. I've got a bitch of a cold and a tonne of reading to do, plus I just got a job as a copy editor for this girl's dissertation and I have no idea what to charge. But I'm rocking in the free world. That keg getting heavy at all?
ReplyDeletei bet inetrft jon plays the triangel b/c it requires max. dexterity and his fingers are all warmed up from changing like 100 diapers/day
ReplyDeleteno i drank it (all of it
ReplyDeletealso lol tonne
ReplyDeletehey i. jon check out the link in the second to last coment on the page (snfw) (cant pos t the link directly cause my dad at home)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part was when they all started whistling.
ReplyDeleteTechnically speaking, aren't all people "from bush." HA, get it...bush!
ReplyDeleteslow news day i guess
ReplyDeleteI'd do either of them. Hell, I'd do both of them.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't! Eww
ReplyDeleteI am by no means insinuating anything about anyone on this blod.
ReplyDeleteThat link traumatized me. But what's a blod?
ReplyDeleteI would consider doing Chris Cornell, but I would never touch Gwen Stefani's sloppy seconds. I hate that talentless woman and her hideous clothing line. (Bitch can put as many sequins as she wants on a wife beater, but it's still a fucking wife beater.)
ReplyDeleteThat's Chris Cornell? He was so much fucking cooler in Soundgarden.
ReplyDeleteA blod is a blog on St. Patty's Day.
ReplyDeleteGood save
ReplyDeletewe should do a fark headline challenge on that news story ill start:
ReplyDeletePolice to man: urine trouble now!
Chuck E Cheese tells local man Urine luck!
ReplyDeleteMicturate to see you go but I love to drink your pee!
ReplyDeletehad to look that one up on dictionary dot com
ReplyDeleteUh... Chris Cornell is AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteAndrew! Eew. You're putting me off my Guinness.
ReplyDeleteWho's Chris Cornell? I wish we had more black people on this site.
more black peple mean any black peeple yes
ReplyDelete@ John
ReplyDeleteI guess I missed a transition somewhere. Whatever. I approve either way.
And yes! I remember that show. What a shitstorm that was. I actually didn't even play that night. The owner started freaking out at everyone, so I packed up and left.
hey the trick you should add your own fark headline to to list it real fun you just come up with a word meaning pee and put it in a sentence like this:
ReplyDeleteTo pee or not to pee asks Ohio man
that one sucked but you get the point
Chris Cornell's head looks kind of smashed in that photo. He was definitely a vaginal birth.
ReplyDeleteLaurie thanks for complementing my skull shape earlier. It meant a lot to me.
ReplyDeleteCan you believe that douche used to be in Soundgarden?
ReplyDeleteI thought Audioslave's first album was light years better than Soundgarden's last one. Everything else they did was horrible, though.
ReplyDeleteI was about to say how douchey Audioslave sounds, except it's no better than Soundgarden.
ReplyDeleteSuperunknown was a great album. Down on the Upside was a piece of shit, but both bands are way better than Bush, or as we call them in Canada due to copyright laws, Bush X
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