"Tribunal" - The Cardassians kidnap Chief O'Brien and try to kill him for a crime that they actually framed him for, but then they get caught (whoops).RATING: 57%
"The Jem'Hadar" - In this episode the titular, recurring villains are introduced for the first time... on a camping trip Sisko and Jake go on? That's boring, but you know what's awesome? This part.
RATING: 66%
It's exhausting keeping up with the Cardassians! PHew!
ReplyDeleteThat comment reminds me of a hilarious exchange that went on between two of my friends at a party I had last summer. It went something like this:
ReplyDeleteNerdy guy: That's just like the Cardassians!
Cool girl: The Kardashians?
Guy: Yeah, like that time they [launches into esoteric Star Trek story].
Girl: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy: The Cardassians.
Girl: The Kardashians?
Laurie walks up and says "What are you guys talking about?"
(Simultaneously)
Guy: The Cardassians.
Girl: The Kardashians.
Laurie: Hahaha. Let me clear this up for you guys. [Explains who is talking about what.]
Guy + Girl: Oh. [Give each other looks that say "you are nuts" and "I don't want to talk to you anymore."]
jem hadar rule there like the ultimate badasses
ReplyDeletethey were basicly bred to kill spacemen and spacewoman
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Star Trek, I can't even look at this without having an anxiety attack.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of DS9, I think I'd rather watch a turtle trying to fuck a shoe.
ReplyDeleteTurtle wood is far less perturbing than dog wood.
ReplyDeleteWhy does that turtle remind me of the Littlefoot?
not "THE" Littlefoot, just Littlefoot!
ReplyDeleteI swear I saw Bashir's mouth move when I looked away just now.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ, I'm fucking BORED.
taht turtle boner was tits as fuck*
ReplyDeletei mean f*ck
ReplyDeleteummmm...could someone please post so I have something to check on this bloody site? If not, i'm gonna have to ask Glenn to add me so I can review something myself! I'm pretty sure it's more entertaining reading what you all have to say instead, though.
ReplyDeletePS- Did McTavish screw off when R3 got all clean or is he on hiatus? Come out, come out, wherever you are. You are missed!
Why does everybody think R3 is cleaned up? Jesus.
ReplyDeleteBecause everyone is writing differently. I know the space is all changed up, but it has a new feel about it when you read. You don't feel it? Am I alone on this?
ReplyDeleteI for one am not writing differently. Oh well, at least a Star Trek review got like a million comments for once.
ReplyDeletetheres a dude on somethingawful forums who has this as his handle:
ReplyDeleteDS9 4 LYFE SMOKE KETRACEL WHITE EVERYDAY
You don't sound nearly enough like an ovulating ewe soaked in Lagavulin to get McTavish's attention.
ReplyDelete"Baaaaa-aaaaa- *hic*! Baaaaa-aaaaaa!"
Sorry I haven't been around, I've just been busy. I have wondered about McTavish, tho. Maybe he is on vacation somewhere without a computer? Come back to us, McTavish! Who else am I going to tell to fuck off?!
ReplyDeletewell always have bob seeger review
ReplyDeletemact was around then rite
ReplyDeleteWe will always have Bob Seger.
ReplyDeleteAll of us. Forever.