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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Too Much Internets
Internet John is taking a little vacation from the internets. He'll be back when he's found his happy place, made some friends, and gotten his reading done.
I deleted the marriage post because it exemplified exactly what's wrong with me when I drink like 15 beer by myself and go interneting. I get reckless, sentimental and morose. It's disgusting.
Alright, I'm turning off email notifications now. I look forward to seeing some of you in person sooner or later. Viking Andrew, Facebook me when you're ready to crawl out of your mom's vagina and over to Addison for beer.
Just it would also be nice if you can leave your shoes by the door? We try not to track in dirt and such. Also if it's not too much trouble drink white wine instead of red? Our carpet and couch are white... it's just a suggestion, really.
Actually anon, I think you're onto something since I have had more wine in the 8 years I spent in art school and law school than any other period in my life.
Oh, I'm glad. I will have white wine and I will have... beer? or something because it sounds like that's what Anonymous would like. Is he one of the Nova Scotia boys? I'll get some Moosehead for him.
umm, 151 tends to make me a little nervous, it makes the boys kind of crazy, but maybe if we had a smaller amount, and mixed it with cola? like i guess what you boys in Canada would call a "mickey"? and also white wine and also brie, of course! ;)
I was just kidding about the 151. I'd rather not spending my night projectile vomiting blood or kicking out cars' headlights on some random residential street in Houston in the wee hours of the morning.
P.S. Do you mean the little bottle? We call that a pint out east. The only mickey we have is the Texas mickey. I find the name ironic, since you can't buy any hard liquor where I live in Texas, let alone 3L of it in a giant bottle.
Where'd the Marriage post go? Did I just dream that?
ReplyDeleteOooooh snap. John should've saved that for his Valemtime's Day card.
ReplyDeleteget well soon IJ?
I deleted the marriage post because it exemplified exactly what's wrong with me when I drink like 15 beer by myself and go interneting. I get reckless, sentimental and morose. It's disgusting.
ReplyDeleteAlright, I'm turning off email notifications now. I look forward to seeing some of you in person sooner or later. Viking Andrew, Facebook me when you're ready to crawl out of your mom's vagina and over to Addison for beer.
arent you gone yet
ReplyDelete(jk i liked p3 it was like r3 but without all the unemployment)
ReplyDeletei dont trust poor people (glen)
ReplyDeleteJohn, you better make it down to Houston in early March.
ReplyDeleteI do hope you all can come down to Houston in March. We have enough placemats for everyone. I'll bake some brie.
ReplyDeleteJust it would also be nice if you can leave your shoes by the door? We try not to track in dirt and such. Also if it's not too much trouble drink white wine instead of red? Our carpet and couch are white... it's just a suggestion, really.
ReplyDeleteWhite wine is for fags and lawyers.
ReplyDeleteActually anon, I think you're onto something since I have had more wine in the 8 years I spent in art school and law school than any other period in my life.
ReplyDeleteOhh you said WHITE wine. Well yes, that's true too.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am extremely excited at the prospect of baked brie.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm glad. I will have white wine and I will have... beer? or something because it sounds like that's what Anonymous would like. Is he one of the Nova Scotia boys? I'll get some Moosehead for him.
ReplyDeleteLOL ... LOL ... LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteWho is this?
ReplyDeleteWho are YOU, Nancy Drew? Who is this lady? Come to think of it, who is Loco? I feel like that's my escort name or something.
ReplyDeleteHEY everyone i dont know fuck off already okey
ReplyDeleteMoosehead is for New Brunswickers who think they're too good for Alpine. In Nova Scotia we drink 151 and lots of it.
ReplyDeleteumm, 151 tends to make me a little nervous, it makes the boys kind of crazy, but maybe if we had a smaller amount, and mixed it with cola? like i guess what you boys in Canada would call a "mickey"? and also white wine and also brie, of course! ;)
ReplyDeleteI was just kidding about the 151. I'd rather not spending my night projectile vomiting blood or kicking out cars' headlights on some random residential street in Houston in the wee hours of the morning.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Do you mean the little bottle? We call that a pint out east. The only mickey we have is the Texas mickey. I find the name ironic, since you can't buy any hard liquor where I live in Texas, let alone 3L of it in a giant bottle.
A break from the Internet? I'm not buying it. John totally went to Rehab.
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