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Monday, December 22, 2008
This Fake Thundercats Trailer
Cheesy as hell, but kind of awesome anyway. Why doesn't someone actually make a Thundercats movie? I'm 100% certain it would make a boatload of money.
Slick cuts from Aliens and Stargate. Still wonder why Thundercats are retro cool but He-man is still kitsch (even crypto-racist?) despite its more original and coherent techno-magical aesthetic.
I would see this on opening night. Twice. But then, about half of my imaginary friends growing up were the Thundercats (also He-Man, She-Ra, a few GI Joe characters,... you get the point).
Forget a real movie. Can we just ask the people who put together that trailer to make a whole movie? I mean, what studio is actually going to pay for Brad Pitt and Hugh Jackman to dress up in cat costumes and fight?
i never understod why thunder cats and he mans used swords and tridents wen there were laser guns all over the place (see action figures) was it b/c swords are more useful if you neeed to pick something off the ground like the dudes on the side of the highway please answer without using the letter 'p'
Only if Brad Pitt promises to use a vaguely English accent for yet another character from a foreign country/planet that is nowhere near England. But he should still show his thighs.
Slick cuts from Aliens and Stargate. Still wonder why Thundercats are retro cool but He-man is still kitsch (even crypto-racist?) despite its more original and coherent techno-magical aesthetic.
ReplyDeleteI blame Diablo Cody and Rousseau.
I would see this on opening night. Twice. But then, about half of my imaginary friends growing up were the Thundercats (also He-Man, She-Ra, a few GI Joe characters,... you get the point).
ReplyDeleteForget a real movie. Can we just ask the people who put together that trailer to make a whole movie? I mean, what studio is actually going to pay for Brad Pitt and Hugh Jackman to dress up in cat costumes and fight?
Yes. I want to see more.
i never understod why thunder cats and he mans used swords and tridents wen there were laser guns all over the place (see action figures) was it b/c swords are more useful if you neeed to pick something off the ground like the dudes on the side of the highway please answer without using the letter 'p'
ReplyDeleteSwords are classier. Why use laser guns, even, when you can just nuke everyone?
ReplyDeleteI'd just want to see Brad Pitt in a tight and shiny catsuit or a skimpy speedo--hell with the movie.
ReplyDeleteglad to see someone took up the chalelge--this is offishally your blog now internet jon do with it waht you will
ReplyDeleteOnly if Brad Pitt promises to use a vaguely English accent for yet another character from a foreign country/planet that is nowhere near England. But he should still show his thighs.
ReplyDeleteI never really watched Thundercats, so I don't get most of this trailer. Seems well made though.
ReplyDeleteI love how this is cobbled together from like 30 different movies. And Garfield is Snarf! How crazy is that?
ReplyDeleteStill, the idea is sound. Make it so Hollywood.
glen there was like zero content in your last comment shape up or intenert jon is going to give you the BOOT!
ReplyDelete(he made me his enforcer doesnt wanna make eny enemies
ReplyDeleteboy, not many posts happening rite now must be aslow newsday or mebbe glen got a job (burget king)
ReplyDeletei hear you sling enough whoppers and they otomatically grant you your us citizenchip (read it on fark
ReplyDeletejoke headline: Burger king giving foreners a chance at the american dream if they grovel before monarck
ReplyDeletethat shit killed on fark
ReplyDeletei gotta be like three forths of this blogs traffic yall owe me some serious advertizing mula
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you weren't into Thundercats, Glenn. Fucking Canadian.
ReplyDeleteOh, and my favorite part was that the spy kids are wiley kit and kat.