Coffee's pretty good, I guess. Now that I live in the greater Seattle area, I'm supposed to love things like coffee, the environment, Alice in Chains, and rain. Anyways, if you've never heard of Starbucks before, its a mildly exploitative coffee shop with about six million locations, including one within walking distance of my apartment. Their espresso tastes a little overroasted (disclaimer: I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about), and I like their mochas slightly less than those from places like L.A. Burdick, but more than Seattle's Best (name = lie). Anyways, this review is completely redundant, because you know all about Starbucks so goodbye.
RATING: 57% (which is better than Captain Planet and the Planeteers but worse than Chris's magnificent teeth)
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Also it's apparently worse than Starbucks.
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That's ok, though. We have two ratings for rock music and Arkham Asylum as well.
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ReplyDeleteNice review. I agree about the burnt espresso, but I've come to like the little bit of extra bitterness. You should review Chris' teeth next :D
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