So what the fuck is up with Chris Loll's teeth? Has he made some sort of Faustian bargain with the tooth fairy? I used to have nice teeth when I was younger, but then I started smoking, drinking, and grinding grains and animal parts into a fine paste before swallowing. Now I have yellow teeth like a man should. Chris' teeth ought to have their own T.V. show or something.
RATING: 90%--I haven't seen his molars and God willing I never will.
(Image from Chris Loll's facebook profile)
Well played, John.
ReplyDeleteWell played.
Dude, you've got great teeth! If those kids in Village of the Damned were teeth, they'd be lining your gumline right now.
ReplyDeleteYeah the guy's got great teeth...but 90% of the time that means he's gay (and I'm not saying there is anything wrong with that).
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm like 90% gay.
ReplyDeleteI heard 90% of the time someone knows something like that they're also gay.
Given that, are you free for dinner sometime?
I think we should all get socialist gay married and turn Glenn's apartment into a polygamous compound. Chris took economics and philosophy so he can draft the 5 year plan. Andrew can be minister of propaganda since he's a New American Voice. Glenn can be our suicide bomber. I'm not sure what I'd do, though.
ReplyDeleteDid I say "suicide bomber?" I meant career suicide bomber. Just a little poetry joke for ya's.
ReplyDeleteFuck you guys are racist.
I'm 90% too ugly to be gay, but I am free for dinner.
ReplyDeleteum hellooo where am I supposed to go while you guys maintain your elitist polygamous orgy? you guys better buy me a one-way ticket to a Hedonism resort. for me and perhaps several ladyfriends.
ReplyDeleteholy fuck review blog infighting break it up you to theres plenty of glen to go around
ReplyDeleteYou can have Glenn. He snores anyway.
ReplyDeleteThose are great teeth! I wonder who the dentist is. . .
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