Thursday, November 20, 2008

Sandwiches

If somebody were to ask "Glenn, what's your favorite food?" I would respond by saying "Sandwiches!" which is totally cheating because there are a billion different kinds of sandwiches. Sandwiches are great because of this though, and a lot of them are very delicious. There's the ice cream sandwich, the tuna fish sandwich, the peanut butter and jam sandwich, the ham and rye, the ham and swiss, the ham and turkey, the roast beef, tongue, liverwurst, chicken salad, pimento, grilled cheese, salami, pastrami, turkey and brie, brie, turkey, etc etc etc. The only terrible sandwich is the nutella sandwich, colloquially known as the "shit sandwich," sorry to be crude dudes and dudettes call your local FCC office if you wish to log a complaint.

RATING: 96%
at

24 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 20, 2008 at 8:41 PM

    first

    ReplyDelete
  2. AnonymousNovember 20, 2008 at 8:42 PM

    phew, glad i got that one this reviews gonna blow up big time

    ReplyDelete
  3. AnonymousNovember 20, 2008 at 8:44 PM

    sandwiches are sexist

    ReplyDelete
  4. AnonymousNovember 20, 2008 at 8:46 PM

    urban dictionary

    ReplyDelete
  5. BryanNovember 20, 2008 at 9:32 PM

    I'm on a run of sandwiches (all meals are sandwich-based) until tomorrow. Sandwiches > other classes of food.

    ReplyDelete
  6. AnonymousNovember 20, 2008 at 9:51 PM

    ya thats the spirit brian we can get this shit up past 37 by noon tomorow i bet

    ReplyDelete
  7. AnonymousNovember 20, 2008 at 9:53 PM

    okey--in this review glen writes the phrase 'log a complaint' after 'shit sandwich' someone offended by that rite discuss

    ReplyDelete
  8. AnonymousNovember 21, 2008 at 10:59 AM

    jsut woke up and still 7 comments?:<

    ReplyDelete
  9. ChrisNovember 21, 2008 at 11:30 AM

    I think Penelope Cruz is hot.

    ReplyDelete
  10. JacquiNovember 21, 2008 at 12:03 PM

    I've never had a tongue sandwich. That somehow sounds much more terrible than the nutella sandwich.

    ReplyDelete
  11. JohnNovember 21, 2008 at 1:59 PM

    I'd take a tongue sandwich over Penelope Cruz any day.

    ReplyDelete
  12. LoCoNovember 21, 2008 at 4:47 PM

    Once you've gotten a tongue sandwich from Penelope Cruz, no other sandwich will suffice.

    ReplyDelete
  13. laurieNovember 21, 2008 at 5:02 PM

    What the hell is wrong with Nutella? Do you not like things that are delicious?

    ReplyDelete
  14. ChrisNovember 21, 2008 at 6:41 PM

    Yeah, a tongue sandwich from Penelope Cruz.

    ReplyDelete
  15. AnonymousNovember 21, 2008 at 7:43 PM

    i just google image serched sandwich with safesearch off--suprisingly clean for 13 pages

    ReplyDelete
  16. AnonymousNovember 21, 2008 at 7:46 PM

    nm theres one on pagae 3 thats pretty nast musta missed it befoer

    ReplyDelete
  17. AnonymousNovember 21, 2008 at 7:52 PM

    hay you guys think oreos are more like sandwiches or cookies i think sandwichesbecause they have stufff inside but if you asked me if fig newtons are mor like sandwiches or cookies id say cookies-i dunno its just how i was raised i guess

    *shrugs*

    ReplyDelete
  18. AnonymousNovember 21, 2008 at 10:59 PM

    *logs a complaint*

    ReplyDelete
  19. JohnNovember 22, 2008 at 11:42 PM

    I hate when grown adults say "samwich."

    ReplyDelete
  20. laurieNovember 22, 2008 at 11:45 PM

    How do you feel about sammich?

    ReplyDelete
  21. AnonymousNovember 23, 2008 at 7:45 PM

    yall ran out of samwich steam...

    ReplyDelete
  22. AnonymousNovember 23, 2008 at 7:47 PM

    hey here's a ad for sandwiches tell me what yall thing kthxby

    ReplyDelete
  23. AnonymousNovember 23, 2008 at 7:48 PM

    i mean think :)

    ReplyDelete
  24. JohnNovember 24, 2008 at 2:02 PM

    "Sammich" is, like, for 2 year olds. Do any non-retarded grownups actually use that word?

    ReplyDelete