Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Carrot Top in Vegas

I always hated Carrot Top because he was ugly and really fucking irritating, but now that he's a juice monkey in Las Vegas it's like the icing on the cake. Imagine rolling into Circus Circus in a psychedelic frenzy and seeing this freak onstage with an anorexic, snaggle-toothed Celine Dion--Bosch's Hell couldn't even compete.

RATING: 20%, as long as he stays there.

(Image from www.poprock80s.com.)
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5 comments:

  1. ChrisSeptember 10, 2008 at 1:41 PM

    He was terrifying before, but wow...

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  2. SarahSeptember 10, 2008 at 7:11 PM

    Carrot Top is from my hometown. Yeah, you're jealous...

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  3. laurieSeptember 11, 2008 at 7:22 AM

    This is a great review. Also, watch Celine sing AC/DC with a trannie and play air guitar on her leg here.

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  4. JohnSeptember 11, 2008 at 8:41 AM

    Thanks. And Celine Dion is quite a woman. We're very proud that she's Quebecois.

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  5. laurieSeptember 13, 2008 at 1:37 AM

    That picture of carrot top is scary. The worst part is that he doesn't seem to be wearing any pants. Ew.

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