Tuesday, July 22, 2008

A Banana I Saw On The Ground Yesterday

Look, a banana's job is simple: be delicious, maybe act as a phallic joke occasionally, and I guess sometimes a clown might slip on the peel or something. This banana was clearly not doing its job. It was rotten and sitting in the grass, and while I did not check first hand, I bet it wasn't very delicious anymore. Hey, buck up, banana! This is why the terrorists are winning.

RATING: 13%
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5 comments:

  1. JacquiJuly 23, 2008 at 10:59 AM

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  2. JacquiJuly 23, 2008 at 11:01 AM

    Bananas also make for good album covers--or that at least that's what Andy Warhol thought.

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  3. laurieJuly 23, 2008 at 12:50 PM

    I thought the terrorists are winning because Barack Obama made gas prices really high? Hahaa....oh John McCain you give the american people so little credit...

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  4. AnonymousJuly 23, 2008 at 11:12 PM

    You know that's not really nice. Maybe the banana was having a bad day. I happen to know that banana, and she is very intelligent and could quash you.

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  5. AnonymousJuly 28, 2008 at 8:47 PM

    Labels: food, fruit, Glenn, terrorism

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